Monday, August 17, 2009

Field Trip: The Scariest House in Portland...

There are plenty of terrifying houses in Portland, most of them involve the production of meth, but this one is scary in a whole different way.

Perhaps it is the lack of lawn...And the predominance of red rock and concrete?

Perhaps it is the "In Memory of our Troops and the piles of white stones that look like two strange grave sites...

Perhaps it is the scary bunny, hanging from a swing, decorated in tinsel, with a certain Rambo grin and gun strapped to its fuzzy body...And the warning signs that every inch of this house is being monitored, recorded video taped, and documented.

Perhaps it is the number of crosses, more than Calvary, more than Golgatha, hell, perhaps more than the end of The Life of Brian...

I could tell you where the Scariest House in Portland is located...But if I posted the address or even the cross streets, the owner might hunt me down and kill me.
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  1. I have to know. This second. I want to go to there.

  2. WHOA, they really spiffed that place up, but I bet the creepy juju is still firmly entrenched. Like an indian burial ground in a horror movie.

  3. I have a feeling the place might have a secret weapons cache somewhere hidden on the property.

    Place is still weird and I am certain the neighbors will tell the new owners many interesting tales.