Monday, August 1, 2011


Fact: Being in Montana has made is slowly making me a more rugged man. This is evidenced by the accompanying picture of me, looking like a vicious grizzly bear. Next week, I shall be killing deer with my bare (bear?) teeth.

Next blog of me breaking into a car looking for a pic-a-nic basket and then mauling an unsuspecting trail runner. God I hate trail runners. 

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  1. I don't know, man, there's some "Care Bear Stare" stuff going on here. I do hope you're turning into a bear and not a disgraced congressman!

  2. I actually plan to run for Governor...

    And when I am elected I will hold a giant prayer session in Memorial Colosseum and encourage all Oregonians to join me in a weekends' worth of fasting, prayer, and devotion to God, in hopes that he will return us to our Pioneer traditions. Just like it was in that Apple 1 game Oregon Trail. Because in that I was a carpenter. And I made it to the Oregon Territory.