Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Presented for your entertainment and education is a basic chart of the evolution of intelligent blobby things. While red or pink Jell-O would have been the most appropriate pick, I do believe we would not have the wealth of soft masses of blobs if it were not for the advent of this gelatin snack.

Be proud.

And to be honest, this is just a simple list. It only covers a few basic points of the evolutionary chain. The classic Blob Monster is out, the bloated and weird looking Pez Man is excluded, as well as Apros of the Green Lantern Corps because, well he looks like a blob mixed with a Walla Walla onion. Even the pixelated slimes from teh Dragon Warrior  game would have been appropriate.

But alas, space was limited.

So be kind to your sentient blob.

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