Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Holiday Gift Ideas

If you're like me, you probably are struggling to find the right gift for the various people in your life. So why not give them the gift of old awkward products from the past?

For Dad and Mom, you can get them this wonderful Two-Speed Massager. Take away all the stress of the work week. Make your scalp feel better. Feel extremely uncomfortable with ungrounded electrical devices meant for "Professional Use."

But since not everyone in the family is a gadget person, perhaps they may be in for a fun game of Bible Lotto. Yes, nothing spells fun like gambling and religion; televangelists have combined the worlds of virtue and vice for years, so why bring the tradition home?

My bet is on loaves and fishes every time.

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