Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Poultry Health...

Today's pamphlet examines the wonderfully fascinating topic of "What causes chickens to die."

Well, without having read this piece of ephemera spotted during my travels, I have to guess it could be from any of the following causes:

  • Bird Flu
  • Colonels from States South of the Mason Dixon Line
  • Cutting the chicken in half
  • Cannibalism
  • Old age
  • Cigarette smoking, alcoholism, and unprotected sex
  • Falling skies

No need for any further analysis if you ask me.
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