Well, without having read this piece of ephemera spotted during my travels, I have to guess it could be from any of the following causes:
- Bird Flu
- Colonels from States South of the Mason Dixon Line
- Cutting the chicken in half
- Cannibalism
- Old age
- Cigarette smoking, alcoholism, and unprotected sex
- Falling skies
No need for any further analysis if you ask me.
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