Nothing like a good ol' prayer to St. Jude Thaddeus when your being difficult and hopeless. Yep, kind of sucks being the patron saint of desperate cases; it means you are really the last guy they call. "Virgin Mary there, nope...James...nope, Can't get Peter...CRAP!...Might as well call St. Jude Thaddeus."
Let's hope he is like the guy they call in when the shit hits the fan in action movies. Like in The Principal, that whole school was going to hell until Jim Belushi showed up and showed those hoodlums who was in charge.
I'm going with your final paragraph: St. Jude is the fixer. He's basically Harvey Keitel in Reservoir Dogs. He's pretty much the State Supreme Court before you take it to the Federal level; your next step is the Creator. Have you not read newsprint classifieds?
ReplyDeleteAlso, I hear you can bury a figurine of him upside-down in your front yard in order to increase the chances of selling your home. But I'm no theologian.
Hmmm...valid point. But I will stick with the Principle movies or at leasr the first three.
ReplyDeleteIsn't inverting saints a bringer of bad omens. I mean upsidedown crosses are never good.